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Aug

24

Posted | August 24, 2009

Damn! Just remembered I shot a Leah and Steve for Naughty Shorties three and if memory serves me well, Leah wasn't her real name too. I shot todays couple in Billericay in Essex. I was quite surprised to find they were in their early 20's and remember feeling a slight paranoia that Steve might not achieve (if you know what I mean) I say this because a lot of the younger guys maybe full of stamina and shag like maniacs possessed but it is usually the older male who is a bit more disciplined in getting the job done. Don't believe me? Then take a look around. Most of the male performers are in their early to late 30's. True, this maybe a coincidence but the reality of it makes sense to me.

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I'll be honest, this couple already had one shoot under their belts already with Barrys Mucky Videos. All things considered, Steve did a fair job on his girlfriend, an atrractive mixed raced girl of 24. I admit, the pics before hand probably robbed something from the spontaneity I expected from the movie but then how hard can it be to shag your missus? I know now that it ain't me but I think it was a culmination of things I hope that wouldnt echo the collapse of a shoot I did with a couple from Palmers Green which nearly ended up in a domestic fracas and very nearly them splitting up. I didn't feel guilty since I there was clearly some history between this teen and gentlemen prior to their dispute over his failure to perform. Leah and Steve on the other hand had a few iffy moments which I hope you won't pick up from the final edited version but I will say out of all fairness, they are a real couple, therefore, not expected to shag like regular porn performers but keep it real and this they did. I always have to remind myself of this. A commendable effort at best.

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Jul

31

Posted | July 31, 2009

I recently bumped into this incredibly dirty girl with sexy glasses that begged to be sprayed with cum. She got me so horny that all I could think of was getting her to lick my shaft. So I invited her home and told her how much I wanted to have her sexy mouth sliding up and down my. The naughty girl didn't waste any time and sucked it all the way into her mouth. She kept licking and sliding her tongue up and down my shaft until it was huge and pulsating! It turned me on seeing her sliding her tongue the full length of my my dick and sucking it fully down her throat. I really enjoy a fantastic cocksucking and this girl's mouth was absolutely amazing. She liked my big tool and kept blowing it until I shot my load so hard that you can see my juice shooting all over her cute face. My jizz was all over her pretty face and running off her chin. Nice! Click here to see the rest of the video




Jul

28

Posted | July 28, 2009

Still waters definitely run deep with this couple. I cant quite put my finger on it but I quickly formed an opinion they were very similar in obvious ways. They were quiet but not unfriendly and I suspect there were issues going on which determined them in their career to do porn together. They were a bit cagey about the jealousy issue regarding them working with other partners. Morgan admitted she does get jealous. Charlie just chose to not answer the question which he really did without answering it.

That aside, Morgan is very pretty with a darling of a figure and u can watch mentally they are well into each other and share secrets too. Yes I say this because it is weird I can feel it even though its none of my business outside of what we are doing here. The fact they have agreed to let me mov them fuck is an honour enough for me and this they did with vigour.

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I suspected Charlie wanted to let rip with something extreme but kind of held back but u view flashes of those moments. I reckon the kind of sex thay have in private can be best described as psychological and I feel Morgan really loves it.

Morgan was really up for a lot more sexually but she was called in at the last moment because another couple couldn?t get out of their village because of the snowdrifts for the shoot. So Morgan couldn?t do as much as she had a tubby Sunday roast just a few hours before?Jeez dude do I have to spell it out!? As it was our assistant had to pick Morgan and Charlie up because their car broke down as well 15 miles away.

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Jul

28

Posted | July 28, 2009

This dirty babe loves to fuck, so she asks her sexy friend from round the corner over to her place for a dirty fuck. She gets on all fours on her bed and her neighbor gets straight down to business and slams his massive hard tool into her wet tight hole. As he screws her doggy style he also loves to slapping her cute little bum. This still isn't enough for her so the horny slut tells the guy to push a toy up her hole and get his shaft in too. While he keeps banging her she pushes her toy deeper into her wet cunt until he cums all over her cute little bum. Click here to watch the whole video




Jul

25

Posted | July 25, 2009

I gotta say it was real nice seeing Michelle & Jay again. Its been quite a while since I shot them last for Real Couples and to tell you the truth, I wasn't sure what shoot I wanted to do with them today whether it should go on Real Couples or One Dude Banned (my other site) even Michelle knew that I wasn't really sure what I wanted and we spent so much time catching up on conversation on what was going on in our lives, me with Real Couples and her with the whole X Factor thing and (well everybody knows already) her having a baby. I have to say this...Michelle is still sexy!

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My first impression on seing them after so long was Jay looked like he had lost weight (he has) and Michelle was more lil than I last saw her..or I was a bigger big bastard than I thought, perish the thought. It turned out she wasn't wearing high heels which is why she was so ickle because she was wearing flip flops because she painted her nails up all nice for the foot fetish stuff we were about to do today.

It seems I'm not the only 1 to notice Michelle has pretty feet. They are lil and adorable and hearing the cries of various fans of Miss Thorne from yonder and around the way I decided to act on them when I feel I haven't exploited this underrated aspect of her beauty and whatever I was going to do today it had to have her feet in it somehow. It turns out Jay likes her feet too but not necessarily in a fetishy way or anything. Nice feet are like nice tits- theres only so much you can do with them after u get turned on ...well, you insert point a into point b. A fetish is usually something you can get off with to completion by focussing onto that 1 thing. Nice feet, nice arse, legs and boobies and a pretty face are all but part of a whole package which Michelle is blessed with and I for 1 feel honoured that she has done some sterling scenes for me with Jay of which this is the third time.

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Jul

22

Posted | July 22, 2009

Call me shallow but 1 of the most interesting things I noted being here in Prague is the near zero absence of boob jobs. Everywhere I went, on the road, in the supermarket and the bars (yeah I did a bit of cruising around in between shoots in my near 3 days there). I noticed this because my dick was letting me know by saying: hey buddy- you paying attention up there! Look at the jiggle in dem tiddies! It was the subtlety of it all I found real sexy...Real natural boobies straining against tops, mammaries spilling over...Girls couldn't even hide their assets in woolly jumpers. All the couples on my trip have had impressively attractive breasts and by no means least of them was Kate Jones. Thing is I think guys who are used to seeing breasts like these everyday just take them for granted. There doesn't seem to be much titty play in videos I notice these days but then to quote one performer who didn't care much for such things real or enhanced, they're just there. What do u do with them apart form a small suck, twiddle and tit wank?...Well my dear friend, you can do many sexy things with a pair of ample breasts....hell u could make a whole feature out of boobs alone. Russ Meyer made a damn good living out of hooters. But I digress.

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My final shoot here was not going to be a straightforward 1 and as I like to have a bit of a chin wag with the couples before hand I had to do this through Karls girlfriend Lucie but talking aside, the one language everyone understands is sex and this they did fluently as they sucked , fucked and licked across the sofa and the bed after Kate kicked off proceedings by putting on a solo show playing with her pussy as Lucas played with this wang watching her. This was a highly personal place to start but Europeans have no qualms about such things...well not as much as us Brits would and this was a good place as any to clip what was about to ensue. Lucas walked over to the bed and ate her out as she returned the favour at the same time keeping each other occupied and alternated by kissing each other occasionally. Hot stuff. Tasting each other through kissing! Heady stuff for voyeurs. Nothing by the book about this couple where passion was concerned. They found their moment palying with each other for awhile and I quite liked the build up as when they were good and prepared there was no going back. Lucas had a hard on with a mission and Kates vag was wet and ready for a good pounding as she gasped, writhed and moaned with each thrust occasionally pulling out to taste her wet vag on his man meat. They banged for a bit more when Lucas turned his attention to licking her arse hole and stimulating her vag at the same time, not missing a beat.

By the time he sunk his man meat into her arse inch by throbbing inch, Kates eyes seemed to roll inside her head as she gasped and took each thrust slowly in and out gaining momentum as her arse hole opened up to his dick. They screwed in a couple of positions on the sofa before moving the action to the bed where seeing her body writhing and tits jiggling furiously in all their splendour (there he goes with thte puppies again) Lucas pulled out to put his dick in her vagina and pumped away furiously as he came deep inside her. Kate kept her legs open wide as her pink cunt pursed open and spunk seeped out of it and it is with this in mind I wrapped up and was outta there on my way to the airport with the indelible imprint of Kate Jones magnificent tits jiggling around in my mind. Stud these European ladies are something else. I really like coming out here to Prague.

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Jul

19

Posted | July 19, 2009

Kaia and Merlin were brought to my attention by Vinnie Bones as he has come to be known now as he is a regular working dude in the UK porn industry. I got the pics through and we had the usual telephone conversation and I agreed to book them a hotel as they were going to be in London for the period the shoot was to take place. Besides it wasn't convenient to do a shoot at their place in Preston.

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On the day I met them at the hotel I booked for them. we went up to the room and thought they were a bit stand off-ish. Undetered I ignored it as some of my best shoots have started off with this unfamiliar silence which I put down to the long drive and suggested they have a few hours to chill out and rest and I could come back, after all they were booked in for the night anyway.

Kaia seemed so uneasy about something that she prompted they would rather get on with it so I thought I'd try the direct approach by asking what the problem was and she told me she found the whole thing sleazy...Which really threw me as they knew what we were doing and I booked this place for them which, ok its not the Savoy but its a decent room with an en suite bathroom in a three star hotel. Then she proceeded to explain that shooting porn itself was sleazy. Them doing it was sleazy. Ok. I cant disagree that a bit of sleaze, if we should be honest is the ingredient for us to indulge our dark desires. It makes the whole thing salacious, mischievous and how can something that feels so nice be so wrong? Then she explained they had a rather unpleasant encounter with another photographer and producer whom I was once familiar with and it all became clear. I don't do any of that nude hugs and touchy feely stuff...well, not unless I'm invited to anyway. It seems this sort of thing left her cold and thinking the whole porn industry was like this.

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Jul

16

Posted | July 16, 2009

Kirsty and Chris came to my attention through Lara, one half of another couple featured on here who both seemed as keen as beans to do their very first scene shoot never having even done it for themselves. After a bit of time talking to them, the day came and I was driving to meet them in person where they live in Swansea.

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I arrived to meet a rather attractive couple with a bit of an age gap between them. Kirsty is 21 and Chris is about 30 something. Both have been together for some time now before getting together the past year or so and they've been discovering things together as couples usually do and 1 of those things is swinging which they both enjoy enormously. The reason behind them doing a film stemmed from this. They have had sex in front of complete strangers and found they really enjoyed it. I think this was more Chris idea and Kirsty agreed to it with a mischievous grin. Chris soon found out performing on a film was not quite the same as fucking in front of people watching. I was there to make a clip so wasn't sure if I was supposed to be turned on and having a fiddle with me knob doing so. I'm a professional and don't do such things....well I would've cos Kirsty was real adorable but it was far at the back of my mind and could've had a different outcome. For the best or worse who knows. But when you are getting to know each other u don't really take that chance. I mean its something that could either rock your world and make u wake up to how sleazy the porn industry can be. I prefer the more civilised approach and considered it rude. Not that I hadn't thought of it if it was to aid their mov making experience.

So they are getting it on in the first act of the scene where Kirsty settles down with her glass of beer feeling awkward as its her first time so I kind of prompt the proceedings by goading Chris on who really didn't need much prompting as he went straight for her pussy, pulling her knickers aside and gave her slut a good lashing with his tongue as she bucked, moaned and writhed around, and forced his head into her vag as if suffocating him. Chris wasn't complaining.

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Jul

13

Posted | July 13, 2009

Some of you may have been caught doing the last bits of shopping prior to Christmas while others had already started drinking an making merriment in their own way. Rio and David are 1 such couple.

I met Rio way back in October on a trip in Portugal where it came up in conversation about what I do. Her eyes flashed a mischievous interest but I wasn't sure she was actually going to follow through until I hung out in her room to speak to her partner David all the way back in England at the ungodly hour of two in the morning, where I can imagine he was all bleary eyed with sleep to have his girlfriend excitedly ask him: Honey, how do you want to do a scene for Real Couples? You view, Rios motive might have been because she badly wanted to fuck a stud in the arse with a strap on. I said, @Girl, u can do whatever you bothdamn weel want. Just make it sexy!'

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November rolled by and December came around and I thought I'd give them a call to which they decided after seeing the site that they wanted to go ahead with it and booked the date and there I was, at their place south of the London river. We discussed what they wanted to do and I told them they could be as wild and dirty as they wanna be. Its their show and I don't censor couples...well, short of some strange voodoo rituals involving human sacrifices maybe..but even then (ha ha- just kidding).

U must understand that Rio and David have sex at Olympian proportions, fucking amongst other things for up to three days without sleep. I wont even go into how they do that. I mean once I've shot me spunk , I roll over, fart and go to sleep like most normal folk...Ha ha just kidding again. Really. But yes, they paid the price for their vice by walking around sore and stinging for over a week.

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Jul

10

Posted | July 10, 2009

I found this really nice couple on the BGAFD. For those of you who don't know what that is it is a forum where people from fans, producers and models converge and discuss things related to porn in the UK and beyond. I approached Honeys request with an invitation to be on this here site with her fella and once they gave me the greenlight I high tailed it all the way down to the beach town of Brighton and pah-yow here she is. All dressed up for the occasion in her Santa outfit which was totally their idea by the way.

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They are a pleasant and friendly couple and I would describe that being this is their second vid ever I would say I got that type of mov. Its funny but some couples have no problems getting naked and having sex but they still express themselves in a way where they don't give too much away. This isn't a bad thing, just an observation. I feel that deep down Honey and Marcus are a lot wilder than they have let on here but no amount of explaining what I do would have got this out of them but the interesting thing is, this movie was very much them anyway, made quintessentially more that Marcus shagged his missus with his socks on! This for me is very funny because it is a very british thing to do which gave this scene that bit more character.

Honey warmed Marcus up by getting him in the mood by undressing him as if she was unwrapping a present, his hard peen standing to attention which she dutifully sucked in appreciation before he sat her down on the sofa and licked away happily at her shaven slut before Honey got the toys out and placed a weiner ring with flashing lights on his ding-a-ling (hey I'm keeping things festive here) as he worked a rampant rabbit vibrator in her vag pushing the ears of it to stimulate her clit. Now suitable wet, he worked a massive dark toy in her pussy and dude that looked plump in her! They kept each other on the boil kissing and working the toy in and out as Marcus remained rock hard throughout, pulling the dong out to sink his peen in place of the gaping hole left behind of the dong.

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Jul

07

Posted | July 07, 2009

Jimmy is a jammy git and he knows it. U know why? Unlike some of the couples who I've shot here in this fair city of Prague, Jimmy isn't in the business of performing for porn flicks. Hell Jimmy looks like a rebel biker which probably is what appealed to Jennifer about him. So Jimmy is a jammy git that he stroked a sexy chick like Jennifer Max but Jimmy is a cool dude too. Rather than keep his missus all to himself he graciously allowed us to view her in all her nude glory and wind us up all the more by being the man to shag his girlfriend for us all to see....Just to remind us what a jammy git he is. loving and attentive partner like Jennifer Max.

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I however was honoured they should do this clip for me as I had to squint a couple of times knowing I've seen Jennifer someplace and then it hit me....some of the UK mags under a different name! Jennifer is a very attractive, ebony skinned 20 something that not untypical of the girls in this region has a beautiful body and boobs to die for but the real beauty in Jen Jen is in the way she moves; enthusiastic and with lots of hot eye contact thatmakes u wish u was the boy at the other end of that wang as she sucks and rolls her tongue over his helmet, Jimmy got her in the mood with a bit of tongue lashing to the fanny (oops sorry vagina) region. Suitably rigid, he whips it out and she has a good old nosh on it over the dining room table before he gets her into a suitable position to slide and glide the old dude in her vip area where they rocked the casbah for a bit, changing positions as if to say- Hey look at me! Look at my peen in my beautiful girlfriend! She's all mine y'know'... before laying her flat on her back over the table and a couple of thrusts of his old chap pulls out to postion himself over her wide open mouth, tongue poking out and coughs up the old baby gravy all over her chops and she licks it up and swallows it down like a good trooper. Yes every home should have a loving and attentive partner like Jennifer Max.

Thanks to this lovely couple for sharing the love here at Real Couples.

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Jul

04

Posted | July 04, 2009

From the moment Keira got on the sofa to suck her fellas weiner which I exploited some very extreme angles to make it look obscenely large (not that it weren't fat to begin with) before sticking it in her arse inside of 2 minutes I knew we were going to be on a ride where I didn't know where it would lead to except to say it would end in a spunk shot that not even I knew where because 1 thing I try to avoid with this line is the stereotypical end shot where the guys pull out and tug off their stud juice over the ladies tongue out waiting upturned face. Don't get me wrong if the couples are into this then this is the way we go. For some doing videos is a rare opportunity for them to get this indulgence but not so appropriate in a real life setting.

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Not one to censor couples if they get a lil left field, there was a point when Lee pulled a knife out to her throat which kind of got me nervous but still excited because I was filming a couple who were now in their zone at the exclusion of all others. I can imagine that they must have epic sessions from time to time and no doubt punctuate their relationship with tender loving other times. U can tell just being around them how comfortable they are. It was more a question of unlearn what you have learned which I brought up in our conversation before hand because as a producer they were hoping to do what ever I wanted them to do, and this is not how it was to be I explained to them. They even asked me how hard can they go? As hard as u fucking want to or if u want to do soft and vanilla, this is cool with me also.

They were charged mentally for sex, it didn't matter to them where they went. Lets put it this way, for how the shoot went, u couldn't script real life 30 minutes from now and that is the journey we were to go on up to an hour after shooting. It was hot, fraught with psychology, sweaty. Keira was dripping....I love a lady who sweats and her make up running down her face. There was no pattern to what they did, a kiss here, a slap there (from both parties may I add) some domestic battle of wills whose the daddy/ mummy stuff. It was so real for me I didn't have to be there..But it helps that I am very familiar with Keira and although this is my first time working with Lee I think he trusted me by being himself. I can see why Keira is with him for sure and it was definitely a high energy performance they both put in and one I hope they are proud of too.

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Jul

01

Posted | July 01, 2009

We have another first here on Real Couples! Lorna and Leon whom some of you may remember from way back in the early days introduced me to Kelly and Stuart( whom I shot quite recently) decided they wanted to do a foursome clip... I have to admit we've been on a bit of a roll recently with this.

I arrived on the day and in my quest to keeping it real as possible I let them lead as I documented what followed. The anatomy of this shoot is typical in that you meet up, say your hellos and how you doings, have a ciggy and chew the big for a bit before things start getting a bit sexual....It was only a matter of time before things got a bit frisky after a seemingly normal greeting and I think with a deft bit of editing I've managed to encapsulate this within the first couple of minutes when in real time it took about 20 minutes or so.

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As per usual, the girls disappeared together in the bathroom for a bit of girly gossip or whatever it is that two girls wandering off together do and because they were gone for awhile us blokes got bored with each others company real fast and noticed our main reason for meeting up today had not been back in awhile.

I kind of suspected what was going on and went upstairs with the guys with my camera on anyway. We walked into the lounge to see what I had suspected all along. The girls were getting it on, kissing and fingering and licking each others pussies! This was a good start because I was a bit worried that on my arrival the lack of spark because Kelly and Stu had a long one last night, drinking and shagging that things were in kind of slow motion to begin with. Lorna however was full of zeal and made it clear she was up for a good rogering today.

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Jun

28

Posted | June 28, 2009

Justine and Martin Gunn both are working porn stars in their own right and no doubt met from doing porn which has its own set of chemistry right there in itself, so a small lecture from myself at the beginning didn't go amiss until it came to doing the stills and Justine decided she wasn't going to take her fellas large tool in the choo-cha (back door action arse fans)...It turns out they don't really do anal in private but only for videos and since I insisted on reality based' I thought...Aw shucks, what the hell. Bum fucking aint everything. Though to be brutally honest I think it would've been more fun for me to view than Justine receiving it, although she promised she would do it for me on any other shoot but...'not with his fucking size! Look at his penis! It will killme!'

Yes Martin is'nt what u would call under developed by any long shot but this is why I devilishly goaded her with a' Go on young babe! Just for me” Bless her cotton socks, she was actually thinking about doing it but I insisted I was joking as goading couples into doing things they do not do or want to do is not my style. That would really detract from what we do with this line but I promised her I would book her for another shoot outside of her partner and I will find the biggest cock in The Czech Republic to plunder her bum hole with....Ha ha haaaa! Justine darling you have a beautiful arse and it would be a crime against all humanity to not dl u do anal but today, seriously in danger of getting thumped by her fella I let it go.

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Actually Martin is a pussy cat and we discovered through conversation we knew certain people over the years in the industry from here to Belgium so I scored brownie points there.

Familiarity and chit chat aside we got down to the business at hand and the couple turned out a rather nice scene. Justine gleefully manhandled Martins weapon in her mouth so well I thought it was going to leave stretch marks on her lips. Seriously the way she went to work on him I bet she could've taken it up the bum no problem and secretly I wondered how I could manoeuvre the shoot to abit of back door loving but this would've seriously robbed me of the chemistry that ensued between them. It seemed quite clear that Justine, despite being much smaller than Martin seemed like she was the one wearing the pants...But hey, don't most women come across this way in relationships?

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Jun

25

Posted | June 25, 2009

I've had this idea in my head for awhile now and it might seem like a crass generalisation but from where I'm coming from it appears to be true: I don't think I know any red heads who aren't insatiably horny. Kellie Steele (and not because of the delightful knee trembler she gave me) and....I can't think of any others right now, and Peaches (not real name mind...more of an affectionate nickname from Pete her partner)

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Peaches and Pete came to my attention from another couple I shot for the series, Emma and Tony. Peaches and Pete met through the internet and are swingers, indulging in parties and orgies and the like. To be truthful, I see a couple who appear to have matching sexual libidos...Both are broadminded and certainly experimental and here they are late at night in the hotel I had booked for them. The night before Good Friday.

I know some people hate hotels but to be honest, they are really convenient when you cant shoot a couple in their own home for whatever reason. So here we all are, couped up in a hotel room in North London and Peaches is gagging for a shagging having abstained for nearly a week as they don't live with each other and also live apart, meeting up for a weekend marathon of sex, sex and more sex.

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Jun

22

Posted | June 22, 2009

I've known of Lara and her partner for some time now and very nearly shot them several months ago but the time wasn't right yet as she was tied up in commitment to some other agreement, so this was a long time coming. It turned out that Lara and Mike were keen to do something outdoors which was fine with me but by the time we trekked across and up a hill and across a bridge over a stream the weather took a slightly unpredictable turn and the perils of shooting scenes outdoors was compounded by strange looking insects getting in the way and in their bits so we knocked that on the head after awhile and opted for the comfy environs of their home. It was here when other problems started to emerge.

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All this stop starting and stuff was playing with Mikes hard on and to further add, he had a splitting head ache too. Normally, most producers would just chuck the towel in but I've been around this before and when u know a guy has been with his partner for several years and not only wants to do a mov but has done it already, then you know that man is capable of doing the do no matter what. Mind you Lara is so lovely, I was half tempted to ask if I could take over and he could step back and video bu that would've been might presumptious of me so I just called time for them to chill, have a drink or 2 then get back to it later. This paid dividends as when we got back into it, the sort of things that hindered him before were now a moot issue.

The wood you can say, was good and Lara got hers good and proper from the living room where she gave him a blowjob, he licked her out and fingered her to orgasm before sticking his peen in her cunt before giving the all important tour of the house by moving the action to the bedroom where they banged in a variety of positions before Mike ended up creaming in Laras tight tiny ho as I filmed his spunk dribbling out and dripping onto the bed. Mike was on such a roll that he ended up being more dynamic on the soft version by shagging Lara on a revolving chair, from fucking her vag to spinning her around to suck his wang repeating this several times, I wish I did shoot it hard now but it would have been disjointed from the hard vid so I didn't bother. He even pumped out another jism shot in Laras vag to which I took stills of since I forgot to do it at the end of the hard version...Oh and not that it matters much but this was one of the first few shoots Lara has done sporting her new look which is in fact her original colour I'm reliably informed.

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Jun

19

Posted | June 19, 2009

The great thing about Kat and Kenny is that they seem to be more realer than real, being married in the traditional sense, with a child and paying a mortgage but seem to be sincerely enthusiastic still about doing porn and more important, about each other. Sure. Like most new couples to me, they had that shy energy but it didn't stop Kenny having a raging dick and besides, today, Kat had a special treat for him which must have added that extra twitch of excitement to the fact she was treating him to the rare occasion of allowing him to stick his peen in (gasp) her bum!

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Yes, believe it or not, there are girls out there who do this as a special treat for their fellas, not unlike Mother indulging her young un to the filling induced pleasure of munching sweeties. And like some couples devoted to each other, Kenny allows his missus to be the boss of the household. Either that or because of her experience modelling he allowed her to dictate in which order and direction the shoot went and for what it was worth it turned out to be a really enjoyable shoot, not only for them but for me also as I filmed their natural progression from chit chat to kissing and foreplay and the eventual sex that ensued which had its beginnings on the sofa then moved upstairs to the bedroom for comfort, after enough, sucking and fucking, Kat decided it was time he slipped his raging hard on in her bum and afforded him a generous moment to indulge himself in the tightness of her rump hole and what a lovely rear his lady has and nice prominent nipples too. Kenny had no problems in this department and told me he couldn't hold off any longer and followed through by taking his man meat out of her arse and slipping it into her pussy for the frenzied ride to climax which he did inside her cunt. So deep in fact that it didn't seep out until much later when we were shooting the soft version, where you could hear it squelching away with every pound Kenny drove into her.

I also got Kat doing a lap dance as Kenny revealed this through conversation...it just had to be done. All in all it was a very satisfactory outcome and I certainly would like to have them in front of my camera again...A very nice couple indeed. Down to earth and loved what they did and definitely into each other...its like, doing porn is like a second wedding ring in my mind and this clip certainly consolidates that notion.

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Jun

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Posted | June 16, 2009

Do not misunderstand us when i say this but you might think that Shelly Ann and Alan are our favourite couples in the fact we have this second viewer submission from them but in fact we love all the couples equally and we love Shelly and Alan too for sharing their personal moments with us as I'm sure u will too.

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This new submission from this delightfully attractive couple who featured here already in an exclusive shoot already features them being filmed by another couple getting up to all manner of mischief on a Sunday afternoon driving around, mooning other motorists and parading around the hillsides of Norwich in her skimpy underwear under a long coat ( why do I never view this in my local park?)being spotted by the locals when she takes a pee and scarpering back to the car to “terrorise” a car dealership by teasing the salesman and giving him a model display on the cars outside before beating a hasty retreat back home where she has a pee in the garden before her female compadre of the seldom seen other couple are obviously fluffing a bunch of strange men for a home made bukkake! Shelly sucks them off 1 and two at a time as they take it in turns gushing up their own brand of stud milk over her hooters and you get the feeling these guys are no match for what Shelly has to offer with her voracious sexuality. Alan shows em how its done while remaining hospitable by allowing his partner to share her delights with these guys and they leave her boobies glistening and dripping in spunk by the end of this vid.

Fans of genuine home made films will revel in this delightftul scene even if it is bereft of the typical inny and outty pumping fanny and bum bum action you've come to expect from Real Couples but I'm sure you'll forgive all that with this small gem!

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Jun

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Posted | June 13, 2009

Crystal is a darling to those in the world of fetish, wildly unpredictable and sexually left field...Nik isn't the same way but obviously benefits out of it. I can only say the incidents that followed left me feeling what a strange and surreal day it was for me and I had to consider shooting the soft version. Frankly Crystal is too hard core to do soft and she did so much pissing and squirting that day I wondered where she stored all that water in her petite tiny frame.

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Now followers and ardent fans of Real Couples should recognise that with all the watery antics of late that it has no bearing on me pushing for it. More like swings and roundabouts...Occasionally we get a whole bunch of couples who enjoy doing a certain type of act and another straight after that don't...it seems watersports is the kink of choice at the moment.

So be warned! Viewer discretion is advised. This is more of a role playing and extreme acts movie than the typical loving and fucking thoroughfare we normally offer but we stand fast behind couples who express themselves in any which way they want to.

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Jun

10

Posted | June 10, 2009

I filmed the couples talking to each other without them realising I was filming to capture the ambience of what it is really like and the natural progression to the sex movie with both couples fumbling their partners under the table to the inevitable fingering of pussies and blowjobs that ensued. Donna and Richard opted for the couch as Linda and Paul carried on in the kitchen on the work surface where after a bit of frigging Linda to a squirty climax, Paul rubbed his penis on her sensitive ho but instead of sliding it in he went straight for the anal instead as she wailed and moaned to his steady pranging? boy does she wail like she is loving it!

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Donna and Richard aka Vinnie Bones (now an industry bloke at the consent of his missus, named so because of his likeness to a certain ex footballer spunk hard man actor geezer&all heneeds is the bushy black eye brows and he's away) were getting it on in a display of positions from missionary to 69 as they gave head to each other before Vinnie fucked her in the doggy position. Linda and Paul came into the room and did a bit before they swapped partners as both guys got blowjobs and licked each others women out. Paul was the first one to come unable to hold back with Donna after she rode him, he stroked out and came all in her mouth as Vinny carried on fucking Linda as Paul and Donna took a break having an after shag *fag (*that's smoking cigarettes to u nice American folk btw) in the kitchen.

Vinny decided he wanted to come in Lindas pussy and get his missus to lick it out after he fucked his missus in the arse first and Linda licked her muff at the same time, heightening her orgasm when she came. Vinnie resumed fucking Linda like a true champion in control of himself and pumped her vagina full of jism as he fell flat exhausted on the floor. Linda stood up and let the jizz drip out of her skank into Donnas mouth. Bloke that was kinky! And another great shoot was had for Real Couples! Yay!

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